who will be held accountable? | August 22, 2023

We're jumping back into pop culture with a doozy of a post.

Hello, and welcome back to the Suze Letter!! We took a quick break for Suze’s summer vacation, during which time they read much of their own pop culture news. Now that they’re back in school, it’s time to get back to disseminating the most pressing happenings on the internet.

Need a therapist? What about a therapist who used to be an indie singer? The vocalist of Grizzly Bear has just become a therapist, according to his Instagram.

Did you know that the butter cow is not completely made out of butter, but is actually just a layer of butter covering a wire frame?

I really always thought this was a giant slab of butter carved to look like a cow

Time for some good news: Hank Green is cancer-free! After being diagnosed with “super treatable, early stage Hodgkin’s lymphoma” in May and completing chemo, his scans have come back clean.

A special report from Jordana:

Fyre Festival is making a comeback... kinda. Billy McFarland is selling tickets to Fyre II — a festival “somewhere in the Caribbean” “targeted for the end of 2024.” A federally convicted scammer selling tickets to an event with no lineup, location, or dates? Shocker. Fire II is using a tiered pricing structure which basically means we can see how many people have bought tickets based on their price and spoiler: less than 100 people are interested in setting their money on Fyre. 

And we end on a puzzle for your enjoyment.