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I commissioned my wife to make cupcakes for the first event I professionally planned, got six months worth of film scans back, and forced a coworker to listen to me go long on Bravo.

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Han Goldstein
Sep 08, 2025
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Remember when I said my Saturn Return was over? Well, apparently I was wrong β€” Saturn is back in Pisces, and things are feeling Big again. Not to mention the two eclipses happening this month. IDK, I recently did some work with an astrology account on Instagram and now I blame everything that doesn’t go my way on the stars. In any case.

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